Launch collection / 2026
Officially unemployed.
Stickers from Genghis and Meatball, two frogs with no jobs and immediate financial needs.
Two stickers now filing
Bundle savings $1
Packed by one employed human
The first drop
Unemployment
benefits.
The launch collection. Printed evidence that neither frog has made any meaningful contribution to society.
Bundle / 001 + 002The full unemployment package.
One three-inch Genghis sticker. One two-inch Meatball sticker. Twice the unemployment for one dollar less.
$8.00
63 available at launch
Buy the bundle ↗
Sticker / 001I need $40.
Two-inch vinyl sticker. Meatball has declined to explain what the money is for.
$4.00
63 available at launch
Buy Meatball ↗
Sticker / 002Quite frankly.
Three-inch vinyl sticker. Genghis considers the current sticker situation a total disgrace.
$5.00
74 available at launch
Buy Genghis ↗
Prices shown before shipping. U.S. shipping is $1 for the first item and free for each additional item in the same order.
Meet management
Zero combined
experience.
The frogs behind the merchandise. Neither has participated in fulfillment.
Subject / 001Genghis.
Spokesman, crisis manufacturer and owner of several suspicious hand gestures.
Employment status: denied
Subject / 002Meatball.
Podcast host, financial liability and frequent requester of forty dollars.
Employment status: unclear
